- Girls are soft.
- Girls want to listen to you.
- TWO MOMS
- Girls are understanding.
- Girls have a soft touch.
- Girls like to cuddle.
- Girls bodies intertwine perfectly.
- Girls are just awesome.
not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.
Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.
I fucking love tumblr