ifeltyouinmy-legs:

- Girls are soft.

- Girls want to listen to you.

- TWO MOMS

- Girls are understanding.

- Girls have a soft touch.

- Girls like to cuddle.

- Girls bodies intertwine perfectly.

- Girls are just awesome.

scene-asking-alexandria-4-ever:

That knee

negativeonehalf:

sex-like-a-nympho:

not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.

all

kyleehenke:

kyleehenke:

Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED

holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

phantoms4evr:

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.

vampirapericulosa:

I fucking love tumblr

whereweirdmeets:

jnaimepreciado:

a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live

an eternity of silence for those who never will